Oh man. This is getting ridiculous. It's all because women's athletic stuff sucks! It's like the same damn design, except they add in purple or pink and slap on 20 extra bucks. What am I talking about?

Tim and I own the SAME fucking pair of: ice skates, rollerblades, winter boots and now, athletic shoes. The only difference is the size.

Now we just need to get matching silk jogging suits.